Welcome to Two Intrusive Thoughts, where we create chaos—exclusively for the girls, gays, and theys. If it’s unhinged, cheeky, and just the right amount of unbothered, you’ll find it here. Our collection of sweats, shirts, stickers, and more are designed for those who aren’t afraid to be loud, proud, and a little bit petty.

We thrive on bold colors, satirical takes, and pop culture moments that deserve to be immortalized on merch. Whether you need a statement tee that does the talking for you, a sticker to slap on your laptop in protest, or a hat that screams “don’t perceive me,” we’ve got you covered.

Join the movement—because being a menace is an art form